One of my team at work got an orange Focus ST as his company car, which quickly became known as the ASBO thanks to Jeremy Clarkson's Top Gear review. So I got Geoff at Creative Vinyls to make up some reflective ASBO stickers for me, which I quietly slipped onto the car when he wasn't looking. Just as well that I took these photos as they were only on for a few days before he decided that he didn't like them and took them off!

 

This is James Whiting, the man who built and maintains my Caterham FireBlade. This unflattering picture is lifted from an 80s documentary about the Seven called "Not Just A Number"

I was overtaken by a bright orange Lamborghini Murcielago Roadster on the way back from our Manchester office a couple of years ago. As you can tell from this picture it was a wet day but he was really going for it! The roof was quite clearly an afterthought as it wasn't much more than a black hankie stretched over the top

I also saw one of these on the M5 once and thought "who do you think you're kidding?" as it had a huge Lotus logo wrapping round the rear right-hand side of the car. Apparently though it was a Proton Satria R3, which Lotus did have a hand in. Oh the embarrassment

When our Honda staff car scheme was launched we had VBH and Jensen Button along to our office in Manchester. None of us got the chance to physically meet them as they were whisked in and out of the building pretty quickly, though I did give the steering wheel from my Seven to our PR Manager to try and get Jensen to sign it. Seems he was up for it but was stopped by his Honda PR minders as it was from another manufacturer's car. Gits

And finally here's a couple of photoshopped pics of the Seven and XJ-S inspired by the wave of similar tomfoolery on SELOC